Calm Your Tits is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults. Race to win all the cards by grabbing matching pairs of tits. You win cards by correctly shouting "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear. Make sure to watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol... things could easily go tits up!
Meet the Tits: the red cards are tough tits, the blue cards are nice tits, the green cards are special cards and the orange cards are action cards.
To set up, shuffle and deal all the red, blue and green cards face-down in front of all players. Use the action (orange) cards as a reminder of how to play. In turn, players turn over a card and place it face-up next to their original pile.
If you spot 2 matching red cards, be the first to shout “tough tits” and take both piles! If you spot 2 matching blue cards, be the first to shout “nice tits” and take both piles!
If you spot 2 matching tits on your own face-up pile, you must shout “I’ve got great tits” (or whatever type of tit it is) first to claim this pile. But if another player shouts “You’ve got great tits” first, they take the pile!
When the fat balls card comes out, it’s time for a quick hand action… Players must shout “calm your tits!” and slam their hand down on any upturned tough tit (red card) to claim that pile.
When the pussy posse comes out, play continues but no tits can be grabbed until the pussies are covered over.
If you run out of face-down cards, you have until your next turn to get your hands on some tits or you’re out of the game! The player who collects all cards (or is the last tit standing) wins… they are the prize tit!
Key Features
- Hilarious Titillating Card Game - In Calm your tits, your aim is to match the pairs, win all the cards and be the last tit standing!
- Nice Tits or Tough tits? - Players win cards for correctly shouting "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when any matching pair of tits is placed down.
- Stay Alert! - When the Fat Balls are out, you need the quickest hand action to win the cards.
- Watch Out - The Pussy Posse are out. These cards scare away the tits. Play can continue but no tits can be grabbed until the pussies are covered over again.
- Calm Your Tits! - A game needing focus and speed, otherwise things could easily go tits up!
- Travel Sized Card Game - Calm Your Tits is small enough to fit in your bag, meaning you can take the fun with you on any adventure!
Age: 16+Players: 2-6Time: 15 mins
